Hannah Montana, Coon Repellent

Gettin jiggy with it 

I'm always the last one to the party, but there may be 5 or 6 people more behind the times than I am.* And for those 5 or 6 people, here is the best thing on Youtube since S**t Southern Women Say:

Meet Mark Brown and his pet raccoon as they cut a rug:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8rnHXV7A8Q

Mark admits that the critter bites, but he considers it an occupational hazard. Besides, he has the perfect solution:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13cS7oQwCHc

And he has the perfect rejoinder for those who mock his Hannah Montana body spray:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3gqTxMHZzw


It's bold but sassy, y'all.



*Thanks to Simcha Fisher, where I learned about this treasure.